An ice cream sign of the apocalypse
Lick Me I’m Delicious, a U.K.-based ice cream shopped (yes, two uses of the letter “p” are necessary because it’s super fancy y’all) has outdone itself this time.
Mildly famous for weird flavours like beer, lamb, chili, they have gone globally famous with their new flavour: Glow-in-the-Dark.
Don’t ask me how glow-in-the-dark is the name of a flavour and certainly don’t ask me what this flavour tastes like because at a mere $220 per scoop not many people will have the means to experience this odd invention.
Yes, this is more of an invention than a tasty new treat.
Made from a synthetic jellyfish protein, the ice cream glows when licked. So, is it safe? Apparently so, but here’s my question:
Does it make your tongue and/or insides glow in the dark as well? Interesting idea, but vanity delicacies are kind of annoying for all of us plebeians who will never be able to enjoy something like this fish-based ice cream.